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Zaxiwangdui was the king's old chef. He not only had excellent cooking skills, but also made dishes that the king and his guests admired. He was upright and never said in the king's ear that he had never thought of his behavior, which led to the chief minister Jinmei daodeng. One day, a grand ceremony was held in the palace. Businessmen from all over the world were lining up on both sides, Zaxiwangdui, the chef, came in to pour tea for his subjects. He inadvertently let the chief minister seize the opportunity and said to the king, "king! Today, all the subjects of the whole country are happy to present their gifts to your majesty. Only chef Zhaxi WangDui farts in public to vent his dissatisfaction with your majesty. You can't ignore it! " Although the king liked zaxiwangdui, he couldn't stand the vicious provocation of Jinmei daodeng, so he called him zaxiwangdui to kneel on the ground, kowtowed three times and said, "dear king, what I did just now is not to ask your majesty to forgive my rudeness for my long service to you." When the Cook said this, the king's anger was half gone, and his subjects explained it to him one after another. Seeing that the storm was coming, Jinmei daodeng stood up from his seat and said indignantly, "farting in front of the king is to make the king eat shit. Such rebellious behavior will not be punished. What kind of system is the country? What dignity does Wang FA have? What's the point of being the chief minister? King, please allow me to resign Finally, the king agreed to Jinmei daodeng's proposal and sentenced zaxiwangdui to death. Immediately under the castle, when Jinmei daodeng realized the plot hidden in his stomach for many years, he was very happy. Then, the king and his ministers went up to the castle and saw that a yak had been dug downstairs. Soon, zaxiwangdui was carrying dozens of Jin shackles, Twenty executioners had to wait for Jinmei's knife to ascend. Zaxiwangdui was about to be pushed to the bottom of the pit. Suddenly, he looked back and sighed three times. Two peas rolled out of his eyes. The king was very strange and asked, "Chef zaxiwangdui, what else do you want to say?" Zhaxi WangDui put his hands together and answered the tower in a loud voice“ King, I cried and sighed just now. It's not that I have anything else to do with life. It's just that I learned a unique skill from childhood, that is, I can plant pearls on the ground. I've long wanted to plant dozens of pearls to enrich your majesty. But today I'm going to die suddenly. My unique skill can only be brought to the paradise of the West. "The king heard this, and was surprised and happy. He asked," do you really grow pearls? " Zhaxiwang who said“ King, I have served you for 40 years. As long as I scatter pearls in the ground, I can grow a pearl tree in that year, and it will be full in the next year. If I tell a lie, please ask the king to increase the punishment. "So, the king ordered the executioner to let zaxiwangdui go, and stipulated that he should treasure it on a lucky day. The royal city was more lively than the new year, More jubilant than the festival, the queen and ministers, as well as the people of the whole city, came to zhaxiwangdui early, and they were very proud. They were wearing brand-new robes, holding two oxen decorated with silk and feathers, and praying to the God. They were ready to stop everything, but they refused to move. The king was very anxious. He came to ask, "zhaxiwangdui, why don't you start?" The old cook knelt down on the ground and said, "dear king, I'm ready for everything. I'm just short of a sower. The master told me that the sower must be born from his mother's belly and never fart. Otherwise, the Pearl will ask the king to find such a person to sow for me." The king felt that the request was very simple, so he announced to his subjects: "listen, if anyone who was born from his mother's belly has never farted, please come out and help zaxiwang pile to sow seeds!" After waiting for a meal of tea, there was no "well, please come here, chief minister Jinmei daodeng!" The old cook said to the king, "I can't, I can't!" Jinmei daodeng remembered that his fart was not less than his beard, and "I think I have to thank your majesty..." zhaxiwangdui bowed deeply to the king“ My God? I've farted a lot, too! " The king exclaimed, "that's right!" The old chef said sincerely: "a few days ago, when I was pouring tea, I accidentally let the chief minister down. He insisted that I was dissatisfied with the king. Now it seems to your majesty that even the chief minister farted more than once. How should we punish him?" The king felt that what Zhaxi WangDui said was very reasonable. He thought that Jinmei daodeng was a guy mixed with blood in the milk. He removed him from his post on the spot and drove him out of the palace with a random stick. He proposed that Zhaxi WangDui should be the first one. Zhaxi WangDui repeatedly declined and said, "king, I really don't have the ability to be the chief minister. Let me do my own cook work! However, I hope that the criminal law, which regards white as black and black as white, will not be narrated again; Gesang, Chengguan District, Lhasa City, recorded on September 25, 1979 and sorted out in January 1982
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